we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.
Honoree Tina Fey and actress Amy Poehler attend ELLE’s 21st Annual Women in Hollywood Celebration at the Four Seasons Hotel on October 20, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California.
get to know me meme: [1/5] pilots: The Newsroom (2012)
Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there’s some things you should know, and one of them is, there’s absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we’re the greatest country in the world. We’re 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force, and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only 3 categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined. 25 of whom are allies. Now, none of this is the fault of a 20 year old college student. But you, nonetheless, are without a doubt a member of the worst. generation. ever. So when you ask, “what makes us the greatest country in the world?” I dunno know what the fuck you’re talking about. Yosemite?
"the first time we met, we hated each other." "no, you didn’t hate me, i hated you. the second time we met, you didn’t even remember me" "i did too, i remembered you. the third time we met, we became friends." "we were friends for a long time." "and then we weren’t." "and then we fell in love."
Marla, the big tourist. Her lie reflected my lie. Suddenly, I felt nothing.
girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts
do u ever see a fandom and automatically think “chill”
Hollywood star Meghan Markle has revealed that she stood up to creators of her hit TV show and refused to be filmed in nothing but a towel in every show.
it’s a mathematical pattern that just repeats itself in nature. in flower petals, and honey bees, and you know, the stars in the galaxy, and in every molecule of our dna.
Woman? Is that meant to insult me?
my dragons made no promises, and you threatened their m o t h e r.